They’re both named Brittany. They were both here at the same time. I just wish I’d invited Brittany over. It would have been a total riot. I’d be dropping things on the floor and asking Brittany to pick it up just to see the three of them bonk each other on the head when they bend to get it. Hours of entertainment right there.

Brittany is my new intern. Starting… NOW. I’ll leave it to you to guess which one. I swear, looks have NOTHING to do with my intern selections. I just happen to attract incredibly gorgeous applicants. I know what you’re thinking. It’s a mystery to me, too.

Check out House of Sick in downtown SLC. Tell them you saw Eric’s sexy photos and you felt the irresistible urge to buy lots of stuff from them. Don’t forget to check out the full gallery.